Moving out of a home with a narrow garden access route can feel like trying to thread a sofa through a keyhole.

Moving looks simple on paper. Hire a van, borrow a few boxes, rope in a mate, and you're done by tea time. In real life, though, the Real cost of Deptford man and van versus DIY moving is rarely just the headline price.

If you are planning a move in Deptford, bulky waste can quietly become the bit that causes the most stress.